"He forges your basement, he fabricates your roof, he decorates your upstairs bathroom."
"Villians! You will not escape my zoning permits!"
"Honey! I was just dusting the ottoman."
"Nice try Housemean, but you were unaware of my new marblemites!"
"But gramma...I made it with my mind!"
"Today, in the midst of triumph, there is a voice of dissent."
"For crying out loud! Call the police! I'm on a date here!"
"Okay. Guys. If anybody laughs, Tanya laughs. So nobody laugh."
"We are standing exactly between Champaign and Urbana. It is impossible for you to meet the building codes of both cities!"