Damon

Damon is considering the life goal of eating in a revolving restaurant in every major city in the world. He debates philosophically against the existence of electrons. He's pissed off at Denny's for getting rid of the Dagwood Breakfast Sandwich. Once, he threw five twenty dollar bills out the window of a moving car.


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Tanya

Tanya's age is something of a mystery. In 2002, she turned 40, only to turn 14 the following year. She choreographs educational dances, types really fast, and often attends three hour meetings about killing people. She's traveled to 17 of the United States, Spain, and Japan. She was once convinced to perform Eminem lyrics in a William Shatner-esque spoken word style.


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